And I’ll be thankful
if you would leave me alone
to finish my beer.
To finish my beer
I just require a glass
and my eager mouth
and my eager mouth
is salivating over
the dessert buffet
The dessert buffet
stretched for a whole city block
lots of tempting sweets
lots of tempting sweets
less than yesterday, true, but
more than tomorrow
More than tomorrow?
That would be eternity.
The past’s included.
The past’s included.
So is an instruction book.
Batteries are not.
-“BB”-
Batteries are not
Tolerated around here
Neither are assaults
Neither are assaults
or even somersaults, for
those are just the rules
those are just the rules
we don’t have to follow them
they’re for other folks
They’re for other folks.
We don’t get to have any.
But these, here, are ours!
But these here are ours!
And no damn doctor’s gonna
Take them from us now!
Take them from us now!
We don’t want any more of
These damn robocalls!
These damn robocalls
never come from Artoo or
Threepio, worst luck
Threepio, worst luck
Missed his flight when he failed the
Metal detector
Metal detector
clearly doesn’t like robots
ugly prejudice
Ugly prejudice…
Is that the term used if you
Don’t date pretty girls?
-“BB”-
Don’t date pretty girls?
Do you want to look around?
They’re all damned pretty
They’re all damned pretty
Burned, I sighed as I looked at
My blackened pancakes
My blackened pancakes
Taste awful but do make some
Quite good hockey pucks