Haiku Madness Part Deux

Can be lots o’fun
To wear roller skates on a
Surf board if you’re nuts

Surf board if you’re nuts
rocket-propelled chair if sane
these are your options

“These are your options” –
But I might manage to find
A different choice.

A different choice
'sides Trump and Clinton would have
Been a game changer

Been a game changer
but the pay wasn’t that great;
now I polish dogs

Now I polish dogs.
Not the furry critters, but
Metal andirons.

-“BB”-

Metal andirons
Make great paperweights, those bills
Ain’t goin’ nowhere

Ain’t goin’ nowhere -
double negative, is it?
Guess I must leave now

Guess I must leave now.
I know when i’m not wanted.
(Put your own joke here.)

(Put your own joke here)
Ain’t that what we’ve been doing
Since this thread started?

-“BB”-

Since this thread started
I laugh quite a bit but I’m
A little dumber

A little dumber
Not as dumb as Jeff Daniels
More like that Lloyd guy

More - like that Lloyd guy -
Pointless Ls to lead off L
Words. That’s what I lllike!

Words. That’s what I lllike!
I lllove to spend hours reading
My dictionaries.

My dictionaries
are gathering dust these days;
online is better

Online is better
For wasting time than even
Television was.

Television was
My favorite pastime, but
Now that time is past

Now that time is past
All is at standstill. It’s a
Timeless existence

Timeless existence?
Now I’m glad I didn’t splurge
On an Apple Watch

On an apple watch
I counted eight hundred two
in my friend’s orchard