Hasn’t run out yet…
my current girlfriend, that is.
Maybe tomorrow?
Maybe tomorrow
I’ll feel like going to work
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha
The runs. Hereditary.
It runs in the jeans.
It runs in the jeans
It also runs in the johns -
A busy tapeworm
A busy tapeworm
Has no time to sit around
and chew all the fat
And chew all the fat?
I have another idea,
but I won’t tell you.
But I won’t tell you
The Super Bowl winning team
'til after the game
'Til after the game
The television stays off.
Even for Puppy Bowl.
-“BB”-
Even for Puppy Bowl
Competition is fierce -
Lucrative contracts.
Lucrative contracts
Are not supposed to go to
Politicians, but . . .
Politicians, but
… it’s just that politicians-
they can be a butt
They can be a butt
Or to be more precise an
Asshole or sphincter
Asshole or sphincter
Real estate agent choosing
Their profile photo
Their profile photo
Was suspiciously perfect
Not even a pore
Not even a pore
Spellar cud manige to rite
Text as bad as that.
Text as bad as that,
and you won’t get a good job
on the NYT.
On the NYT
Sits a vase of irises
With a sliced blood orange.
With a sliced blood orange
and a cherry, I garnished
My Old Fashioned sweet.
-“BB”-
My old-fashioned sweet
Granny just came at me with
A hickory switch
A hickory switch,
Still the mouse ran up the clock.
No cheese up there, friend.