Parenthood’s hard work!
When duty calls I must ask
Which should I answer?
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Anyone ready for sonnet madness? 
keels over as brain implodes :smack:
Looking like morons
The tourists in Roswell ask
“Do you take dollars?”
(an allusion to the fact that quite a few folks don’t realize New Mexico is part of the USA)
Do you take dollars?
Dollars, Pesos and Euros
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The folly of being quick
but not quick enough.
(Bring on the sonnet challenge!)
but not quick enough
this damn microwave popcorn
took three full minutes
took three full minutes
he said to her with much pride
minute man no more.
Minute man no more
She scoffed at his boastful cheer
“I barely noticed”
minute man no more
Is that min-it or mahy-noot?
His sex life needs work
I barely noticed
It’s my turn to screw it up
Please do, carry on
I barely noticed
that she had seventeen breasts
'til I saw her bra
'til I saw her bra
I figured she was like me
sleepover madness
sleepover madness
I thought that was a night train
but it’s just your nose.
but it’s just your nose
you surely picked a big one
please do, carry on
Please do, carry on
ignore my scoffing laughter
I am just a jerk.
I am just a jerk
and I resemble a steer
I’m a beef jerk. Eeeh!
I’m a beef jerk. Eeeh!
I’m the only one playing?
Y’all went home from work?
Y’all went home from work?
Not me, I’m Quasimodo
Here late to ring bells
here late to ring bells
moonlighting Avon lady
Rolls Royce aftershave?