Haiku Madness

Madness slowing down?!?
No, it’s accelerating -
one more haiku page!

One more Haiku page!
Once more into the breech and
Damn the torpedoes!

Damn the Torpedoes!
Tom Petty’s third rock album
With the Heartbreakers

With the heartbreakers,
and yes, the strikebreakers, too,
are all kinds of woe.

Madness slowing down.
Horse won the Derby, Preakness
Madness, win Belmont.

Are all kinds of woe
Befalling us, Annie-X?
Look. Page forty-one.

Look. Page forty-one.
Didn’t notice till I posted.
Silly me! Sorry.

Silly me! Sorry.
I did not acknow
ledge post number 2000!

Three cheers for Palindromemordnilap!

Ledge post number 2000 appears to be more than 5 syllables.

Ledge post number 2
Is an odd line, as odd as
Chimp in a clown suit

Chimp in a clown suit
beloved friend of Jacko
weird guy, but now dead.

Holy crap, am I out of practice; I forgot how to haiku!! :o

weird guy, but now dead
all 85 pounds of him
dead skinny nutjob

dead skinny nutjob
but aren’t the dead always thin?
skeletal, even

skeletal, even
before he became a corpse
so says Billie Jean

So says Billie Jean
King of pop or tennis fame?
I get them mixed up

I get them mixed up –
Larry King and Stephen King.
Both are baseball fans.

Both are baseball fans,
but skeletal? Only one,
with lots of ex-wives.

with lots of ex-wives
and not a single ex-vice
I am one broke bloke

I am one broke bloke
But most folk are deep in debt
Maybe I’m ahead

Maybe I’m ahead
Or a torso, or a foot
None of the above?