“Glad to help”, I said.
“I used to be a Boy Scout,
And still do good deeds.”
And still do good deeds
well, when I can find the time
too damn busy now.
Too damn busy now
To add a clever haiku.
Happy July Fourth!
Happy July Fourth!
USA’s two-thirty-fourth
Adams’ dream come true
Adams’ dream comes true
Abigail, the movie, stars
Angelina J.
Angelina J.
Daughter of actor Jon Voight
Mother to six kids
Mother to six kids?
Any mom gets my respect
we have three; just right.
We have three; just right
Two arms can’t be enough! said
the alien Mom
The alien mom
husked out eight alien kids
It was breathtaking
It was breathtaking
When she smothered me with her
Goosefeather pillow
Goosefeather pillow?
Not quite what I had in mind
When I yelled: “Get DOWN!”
When I yelled: “Get DOWN!”
We all started boogying
In Days of Disco
In days of disco
It was refreshing to hear
Gabba gabba hey!
Gabba gabba hey!
What the hell does this phrase mean?
I live in a cave.
I live in a cave
With my eyes shut, my fingers
In my ears. On Mars.
In my ears, on mars
Crawled in two Martian Ear worms
I must dig them out
I must dig them out
Beach fun 'til the tide came in
Now where’d I leave them?
Now where’d I leave them?
My two testicles, that is
(Boss just yelled at me)
Boss just yelled at me
I’m working too hard and that
Makes others look bad
Makes others look bad
When I karaoke to
Strangers in the Night