Strangers in the Night –
Some call it Sinatra’s best.
Others say “My Way!”
Others say “My way
or the highway. Got it? Good!”
…I do as I please.
I do as I please
That’s why I no longer get
Invited to tea
Invited to tea
party? Better ask what kind
Oolong or Palin
Oolong or Palin?
a VP pick in China
and/or Alaska.
and/or Alaska.
Where I can see my cousin’s
House in Leningrad.
House in Leningrad
in, say, 1942?
Bad real estate risk.
Bad real estate risk
Buying a haunted funhouse
With no hidden gold
With no hidden gold
caught leprechauns resort to
bartering T-bills
Bartering T-bills
Puts economy at risk.
High finance scares me.
High finance scares me.
Give me the barter system.
My goat for your wife.
My goat for your wife
I mean, that sheep over there–
That is your wife, right?
That is your wife, right?
That flatulent gorilla?
Sorry. No offense.
Sorry. No offense.
Goat. Sheep. Gorilla. Tales of
Beastiality.
Beastiality:
Mating rites come in all forms.
The Call of the Wild.
The call of the wil
Goes something kind of like this:
Ah Ahr Ar Aaaaaa-Roooooooo!
“Ah Ahr Ar Aaaaaa-Roooooooo!”
howled the werewolf, changing shape
as the full moon glowed.
As the full moon glowed,
Bartenders braced for “weirdos”.
Lunatics? Just drunks?
Lunatics? Just drunks?
Psychopaths? Crackheads? Nazis?
People who post here.
People who post here
don’t come to Haiku Madness!
I’m all by myself!!
sob