I’m all by myself!!
Well, except for six billion
others, give or take.
others give or take.
You’re a giver or taker?
IMHO thread.
IMHO thread
just like bungholes, yes indeed
everyone has one
Everyone has one,
two, three, eight, or even more;
that’s how Dopers roll.
That’s how Dopers roll.
There’s a doobie joke there but
way too easy, man
Way too easy, man
Making human cenitpede
from lost teenagers
From lost teenagers
to lost senior citizens
The Way is Mapquest
The Way is Mapquest
Fountain of eternal youth?
Here’s your directions!
Here’s you directions!
Right on the shampoo bottle.
LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT.
LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT.
A stroke of great marketing –
One lather’s enough.
One lather’s enough
Unless, of course, you need two
But three’s too many
But three’s too many
Unless it is company
What would Ritter say?
Would would Ritter say?
“I’m wastin’ my tears on you”
Well, he might sing it.
Well he might sing it,
or poorly, if hung over;
are his eyes bloodshot?
Are his eyes bloodshot?
He must need more sleep at night
Try a Craftmatic!
Try a Craftmatic!
Dennis Miller thought he could
Give himself a beej
Give himself a beej?
Wouldn’t that act kind of suck?
He would, anyway…
He would. Anyway,
To change the subject here now
I will say “donkey”
I will say “donkey.”
You might say “ass” or “burro.”
Don’t make no differ’nce.
“Don’t make no differ’nce,”
the cowboy drawled, “I can’t bend
that far anyway.”