Fox and a blowjob
And to use a Board in-joke
Sheep and Hal Briston
Sheep and Hal Briston
Ewe know they’re like Mutton Jeff
A very baa-aa-d joke
A very baa-aa-d joke:
“What pests afflict Mary’s lamb?”
“Fleas as white as snow!”
Flea’s as white as snow
A white hot chilly pepper
Gap between his teethe
Gap between his teethe,
Chasm twixt eache his nostrilles.
Bothe a woefull void.
Bothe a woefull void
did face, as the words were spake:
“Release the Kraken!”
:smack: chilli
“Release the Kraken!”
What I usually yell
When I take a pee.
That’s OK, when you’re wearing only one sock, you might be a little chilly.
When I take a pee
I often will ponder why
I don’t leave a pee
I will leave a pee
When I take a pee, because
That’s what they call it.
That’s what they call it –
Carlin said: “I leave a shit!
That’s the whole idea!”
The whole idea
is best because half is “id”
That’s for idiots
“That’s for idiots,”
the salesgirl said, so I just
left it on the shelf.
“left it on the shelf,”
lyrically, is code for “I
need a rhyme for ‘self’”.
“Need a rhyme for ‘self’?”
the poet asked; I didn’t.
No rhymer am I.
“No rhymer am I!”
I yelled loudly at that guy
He shrugged and asked “Why?”
He shrugged and asked “Why?”
“Because” I replied. Kiss my
ass, Aristotle!
ass, Aristotle!
I’ve been called much worse, such as
ass, Holden Caulfield!
Ass, Holden Caulfield!
Murderer, Adolf Hitler!
That they were, my friends.
That they were my friends
Was a matter of some doubt.
We just shared a house.