We just shared a house.
Not twenty minutes ago.
It was yummy! Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrp!
It was yummy! Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrp!
Ten minutes ago, Homer
Just said “Hmmmmm…yummy!”
Just said “Hmmmmm…yummy!”
But, is poison in my food?
Why is wife smiling?
Why is wife smiling?
If husband is Francesco,
Mystery’s unsolved.
Mystery’s unsolved
despite Robert Stack’s hard work
will we ever know?
Will we ever know
why trump has a comb-over?
Embrace the cueball
Embrace the cueball
Then stroke it to kiss the black.
Snooker is sexy.
Snooker is sexy?
Might maybe you mean Snooki?
She is arresting!
She is arresting
Put her hair in the slammer
Throw away the key
Throw away the key
There’s a joke about locks there
And stars in distress
And stars in distress
are the only ones I watch
hey - more trainwrecks please!
Hey - more trainwrecks please!
Like a thread about tipping
The cat declawer
Too late and it was depressing anyway
The cat declawer
Arrived, but left very fast.
I have a tiger.
I have a tiger
It’s the cream on the top…WAIT
Those aren’t the lyrics.
Those aren’t the lyrics
“Scuse me while I kiss this guy”
Never sung by Hendrix
Never sung by Hendrix:
Cheeseburger in paradise…
Buffett sang that one.
line one is six… the damage has been done.
Buffett sang that one,
two, ninety-four times at least -
sick of his own hits.
Sick of his own hits,
Elvis straddled the toilet
and sat one last time.
And sat one last time –
Unless you believe the King
Faked his own demise