Haiku Madness

Faked his own demise?
Kaufman, the ‘song and dance man’?
Sadly, he did not.

Sadly, he did not
Feel male. They made a few cuts.
She pole dances now.

She pole dances now
In a hair band’s video
So seductively

So seductively
The way she trims her nose hair
with those bedroom eyes

With those bedroom eyes.
Wrong lyrics again; right ones:
“Bette Davis eyes.”

Bette Davis eyes
Her first poster; thinks, “Oh no,
They misspelt Betty.”

They misspelt Betty.
It has an I-E instead.
Plus a silent J.

Plus a silent J
Like the J in “potpourri”
Invisible, too.

Invisible too,
of course utterly silent
my favorite boss!

My favorite boss
Harrassed me until I asked
her to wed (true tale).

Her to wed (true tale)
was my fond hope, and I did
twenty years ago.

ArchiveGuy, start a thread and tell us that true tale, please!

…twenty years ago
today. Sgt. Pepper taught
the band to play. They’ve…

…become Oasis
But the good news for us is:
Tickets are cheap now!

Tickets are cheap now!
But who wants to see Hung sing?
Masochists, perhaps?

“Masochists, perhaps?”
“Nah, too much Anne Rice trite.”
Writer’s block sure sucks.

triteNESS :stuck_out_tongue:

Wrter’s block sure sucks
I can’t finish this poem
What rhymes with berry?

What rhymes with berry?
You just add a few “Y’s” to
George Carlin’s hair poem

George Carlin’s hair ode:
“Where is the hair on my pair?
Nowhere, thanks to Nair!”

“Nowhere, thanks to Nair!”
I have never said that, dude
it just makes me wince