It just makes me wince
Looking at the jar of nads
Wond’ring where it goes
Wond’ring where it goes –
That sock that flees the dryer
And never returns
And never returns
Unlike the Jedi and the
King of Middle Earth
King of middle earth,
And all the earths around him,
Biggest badger rules.
In this part of the world nads is slang for gonads, so I seriously misundertood that haiku. :eek: It was lucky you added a link.
Biggest badger rules
…that is, until Wolverine
shows up, slices him.
Shows “Up”, slices him
for not liking Pixar films.
Next? Rata-phooey!
“Next, rata-phooey.”
In hated foods, my son rates
Ratatouille tenth.
It’s slang for gonads where I live as well. 
Ratatouille Tenth
The ninth sequel to the film
I give it three stars
I give it three stars
It has a good beat, and it’s
easy to dance to.
Easy to dance to
Gaga, hard to listen to.
Now get off my lawn!
Now get off my lawn!
There are no Easter eggs here
despite what you’ve heard
despite what you’ve heard
Elvis has left the building.
Definitely dead.
Definitely dead,
Mother-in-law fell downstairs.
Must remove trip wire.
Must remove tripwire
Before someone falls over
And drops all the pies
And drops all the pies,
but But cleans all of it up
If only watches
if only watches
came with GPS function!
I’d never get lost.
I’d never get Lost
No matter how many times I
Watched each episode
Watched each episode
But had to hide my eyes when
Lassie jumped the fence.
Lassie jumped the fence
Johnny Depp jumped on Jump Street
Fonzie jumped the shark