Fonzie jumped the shark
Indiana nuked the fridge.
No more sequels please.
No more sequels please.
After making IX of them.
We need Malcolm X?
We need Malcolm X?
Yes, for a Denzel film fest.
Glory’s on the bill.
Glory’s on the bill.
And hi-ho the dairy-oo
Mary’s on the rag.
Mary’s on the rag
and otternell’s on the dope
so what are you on?
So what are you on?
Mary’s on the rag and I’m
On the defensive.
On the defensive;
I’m not comfortable there.
I prefer offense.
I prefer offense
wide receivers, running backs
nice, tight butt baby!
“Nice, tight butt, baby!”
He thought he was being nice.
She yelled “Harasser!”
She yelled “Harasser!”
I said, “You harrassed me first!
Will you marry me?”
Will you marry me?
up in a hot air balloon
he said no. bummer.
He said “no bummer,
and more numb, and mum boner
are all anagrams.”
are all anagrams
slams on a ram’s mammagrams
Just don’t give a damns
“Just don’t give a damns
‘bout any trumpet playin’
band.” – Sultans of Swing*
*sorta
Band? Sultans of Swing
are in dire straits, I’ve heard
but maybe I’m wrong.
but maybe I’m wrong.
Dr. Laura’s off the air.
maybe God exists.
Maybe God exists.
Please send recent pic. But not
Shape found on your toast.
Shape found on your toast –
Truly the Virgin Mary?
Or more like Ke$ha?
Or more like Ke$ha?
I can’t say I pray for that
although she is cute
Although she is cute
my cat will rip your eyes out
if you yank her tail.