If you yank her tail,
she’ll bare her claws (I’m speaking
Figuratively)
Figuratively
Speaking, she was a 10. But
So was her IQ
So was her IQ
roughly equivalent to
shall we say, shoe size?
Shall we say, shoe size?
You mean “penis,” say “penis”
Cause I hate coyness.
'Cause I hate Coyness,
Claire Calvert Crandall Coyness;
she’s a crazy cunt!
= Cause I hate coyness,
I shop for shoes nude. Why do
They bring such large shoes? =
Just beaten to it!
She’s a crazy cunt
Mother Hubbard got busy
They bring such large shoes?
(Had to tie in those last two posts for TRIPLE POINTS!)
They bring such large shoes
To the Krusty Klown Kollege
And baggy pants, too
And baggy pants too
Go ahead, bring him along
. . . more the merrier
…more the merrier.
Sideshow Mel & Sideshow Bob
Speaking of big shoes
Speaking of big shoes
The Shaq wears size 25
but I’m just size 12.
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“But I’m just size 12,”
She said. “The right size,” I said.
I hate boney girls.
Of course, our size 12 is American size 8.
I hate bony girls
but I do love boning them
OK, I’m a lech.
ok, I’m a lech
oh wait . . . not me, you’re the lech!
I get so confused.
I get so confused
too much sex does that to me
Keira, please, not now!
Keira please, not now!
Justin Bieber’s on his way
I need to save sperm.
“I need to save sperm”
why are your genes so special?
to hell with your sperm.
To hell with your sperm
sperm is unnecessary.
Ejaculate cash!
“Ejaculate cash!”
said the guy in front of me
at the ATM.