at the ATM
meaning Amnesia Through Money
I won’t testify
“I won’t testify.”
Said Blago after he said
he would testify
He would testify
against mobster Al Capone
hello afterlife
“Hello, Afterlife,”
I said to my friend’s black cat
pretty weird name, huh?
pretty weird name, huh?
she blushed a bit, downcast
stammer I, but nice!
Stammer I, but nice!
Yeah, nice ta-ta’s cutie pie!
Slap! and then silence.
Slap! and then silence.
The smack did not revive him.
The corpse was soon cold.
The corpse was soon cold
Jimmy the rat squeals no more
His leggy dame cries
His leggy dame cries
“Can I have an exit row?”
Her knees at her ears.
Her knees at her ears…
There must be a better way
to get interviewed.
To get interviewed
You should not sleep with the boss
That would be whorish
That would be whorish?
My naive little chim-chim!
No sleeping takes place.
No sleeping takes place.
Coffee at dinner can give
One insomnia.
One. Insomnia.
Step Two. Play footsie with wife.
No Step Three. Headache.
No. Step Three: Headache
Step four: Bottle of lotion
And the Skin-A-Max.
And the Skin-A-Max
Shows the same three or four flicks.
Variety? Ha!
Variety? Ha!
I far prefer Newsweek, Time
or even Harper’s.
Or even Harper’s
wouldn’t care that my post count
is a palindrome.
Is a palindrome
Not a word? “Palindromic
Number” would be right
“Number” would be right
If you were asked: What word means
“Having more numbness”?