Having more numbness?
Yes, my heart is as silent
As the muted “b”.
As the muted “b”
In numb - in Thompson, “p” is
Silent, as in bath.
Silent, as in Bath;
London and Manchester aren’t,
and Leeds is quite loud.
and Leeds is quite loud.
And live. “Live at Leeds” is the
best Who live album.
And Leeds is quite loud
As The Who pounded out songs
Hello Tinnitus
(beaten to Who reference!)
Hello Tinnitus
said by many a rock star
Every morning.
Every morning
Penis wakes up before I do
Peeing is a pain
Peeing is a pain
then I feel blissful relief
no VD have I
No VD? Have I
Found the only girl in town
Who is a virgin?
Who is a virgin?
Anne? Beth? Cate? Dawn? Elle? Faye? Gail?
Play Russian Roulette.
“Play Russian Roulette” –
If casino sign reads thus,
Best not to enter.
Best not to enter
your zucchini at the fair
shaped like a penis
“Shaped like a penis.”
Does this describe the person
Or the zucchini?
“…or the zucchini?”
the grocer asked, but I chose
the fine pumpkin squash.
the fine pumpkin squash
'Druther have a koteka
a/k/a penis gourd
*Bzzt. *Six syllables.
'K, a penis gourd?
Uh, no, thanks, I don’t want that
trying to cut back
trying to cut back
on killing those sexy teens
I gotta stab 'em
I gotta stab 'em.
Their burglar alarm has been
Ringing for two days.
Ringing for two days.
Those Mormons are persistent.
They must know I’m home.
They must know I’m home
but did they bake me a pie?
Hell no, they didn’t!