Hell: no they didn’t
Go there to take vacation,
They were smoted good.
Hell no, they didn’t
Cost much. But … you SAID, “Don’t buy me
A big present.” Owwww.
Late again. and anyway it was 5/8/5. Oops
A big present. Owwww.
Look, next time you give me a
Coffin, that ends it!
Coffin, that ends it!
death ruins a good romance
unless zombies rise
Unless zombies rise
Don’t wake me up from my nap
I’m so very tired.
I’m so very tire.
And I’m feeling so upset
Such a stupid get.
Such a stupid get,
Said Beatles. But Raleigh was
Pronounced like “rawly”.
They were smoted good
Those who pronounced like “Rawly”
the normal “Really”.
And, I get things back on track!
The normal really
bores me; I like abnormal -
much more intriguing.
Much more intriguing
My last haiku, all for naught
For we were off track
For we were off-track
betting parlor regulars
ere we had no cash
Ere we had no cash
We bathed in gold and lived like
Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!
Kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!
Sharks, Ducks, Nucks, Yotes, Stars will kneel
Pacific Champions
Pacific champions,
Of non-belligerent bent
Made cookies, not war.
“Made cookies, not war,”
Army chef wrote in memoirs,
“and a peaceful flan.”
“and a peaceful flan”
which I then boogied around.
I’m a flan dancer.
I’m a flan dancer
It’s like a jello wrestler
Except I’m in flan
Except I’m in flan
up to my neck in custard
Que bueno, hombres!
que bueno, hombres!
that must mean “what good, hombres!”
Mired in ignorance