Mired in ignorance
Yet there is hope if they find
The SDMB
The SDMB…
…is there anyone out there?
Damn you all to hell!
Damn you all to hell
It was the Earth all along
I love you, Zaius!
I love you, Zaius!
You may like what you find in
my Forbidden Zone
My forbidden zone
Wrapped in aluminium
Shielded from thought probes.
Shielded from thought probes,
the aliens decided
to head for his ass.
to head for his ass
Which really gives new meaning
to “Head for the hills”
To head for the Hills
to hang out in Hank’s alley
Boomhauer says “Yep”
Boomhauer says “Yep”
Click Click Click Click Click Click Click
Found internet porn
Found Internet porn
Totally by accident!
Now, to bookmark it…
Now, to bookmark it…
But just on home computer.
Site’s not safe for work.
Site’s not safe for work.
'twould be if ever’one here
walked around nekkid.
walked around nekkid
Till I heard I was known as
Ugly Naked Guy
Ugly Naked Guy
Just Pointed and laughed at me
What is up with that?
What is up with that?
Since he did not point with his
Finger, his penis.
Finger his penis?
No thanks, I’m not gay – not that
Anything’s wrong with that.
(close, but that’s 6 syllables)
Anything’s wrong with that
painting on the wall with that
Happy tree right there?
“Happy tree right there?”
the feng shui expert asked me;
I said, “Sure, why not?”
I said “Sure, why not?”
Since the store was out of my
usual Right Guard
Usual Right Guard
couldn’t make his Speed Stick so
team gave him the Axe