Haiku Madness

Let 'em on the lawn.
They’ll find the mines I buried
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
I laughed as I told my plan
Then James Bond escaped

Then James Bond escaped;
I took too long explaining.
Ah, live and let die

Ah, live and let die.
In this strange and crazy world
In which we live in.

In which we live, in
which we live, in which we
live, in which we live

live, in which we live
Wonder what was happening
in McCartney’s mind?

In McCartney’s mind
There’s a Yellow Submarine
And a Blue Meanie

And a Blue Meanie
With a huge great big weenie
Slapped Shirley Feeney

Slapped Shirley Feeney
And now I’m living in fear
Fonzie’s after me

Fonzie’s after me
I took away his cool and
Put it in Dougie

“Put it in Dougie”
Wanda Plenn steamily begged
In lost episode

In Lost episode
Jack C. is an idiot
All the others, too

All the Others, too
damn busy being cryptic,
baffle me on Lost.

Baffle me on Lost
They’re dead, in pergatory
No? Yes? no? Yes? Yes?

No? Yes? no? Yes? Yes?
You’re 'way too binary, dude:
ambiguity!

Ambiguity!
“You will be lucky to have
Amy work for you.”

Amy work for you?
Yeah, like that’s gonna happen!
She’s a lazy bitch.

She’s a lazy bitch.
But I keep my maid for the
phenomenal sex.

Phenomenal sex
is not what I’m having now
stuck in my office

Stuck in my office
Try buttering up my gut
And I might pop out