And I might pop out
For a quick dose of nature
On my lunchtime walk.
On my lunchtime walk
I listen to the birds chirp
beats hearing you squawk.
ETA: bonus points for a rhyme??
beats hearing you squawk.
bonus points for a rhyme?? NO!!
That’s just crazy talk.
That’s just crazy talk,
going on and on about
“spliffer rapgoop dinch.”
Spliffer Rapgoop Dinch
P’Tang O’Biscuit Barrel
(from Silly Party)
From Silly Party
To Silly Putty, I’ve got
My sillies covered
My sillies covered
I’m a girl but I’ve got my
willies covered too.
Willies covered too
Much for a gay nudist’s taste
In a public place.
In a public place?
Oh. I could have sworn you said:
In a pubic place.
In a pubic place,
the one thing you must avoid
is silly putty.
Is silly putty
Not the funnest thing ever?
Oh, wait… boobies are!
Oh, wait. Boobies are
off limits until marriage.
Like masturbation.
Like masturbation
will really make you go blind!
Meet my new guide dog…
meet my new guide dog…
He has three heads to guide me.
I found him in hell.
I found him in Hell
and he barks really loudly
Quiet, Cerberus!
Quiet, Cerberus!
All nine circles are asleep
… Except the cold one
Except that cold one
In the center of her chest
All her parts were warm
All her parts were warm
For she was tanning naked
Under noonday sun
Under noonday sun
Even the mighty Slurpee
Melts to nothingness
Melts to Nothingness
That is my cover band’s name
We sing Europe songs