Dangling from K2
C3PO told R2
“This is all your fault!”
“This is all your fault.”
“You caused this deadly earthquake
By farting too loud.”
{Earthquake–fault—get it?)
By farting too loud
you may turn off your date, or
annoy all ten nuns.
Annoy all ten nuns
Is something I often do
A force of habit
A force of habit
Change a few letters and it’s
A force of Hobbit
“A force of Hobbit”
is the kind of pun that can
get you killed, my friend.
Get you killed, my friend?
A PUNishment far too strict.
Stop Tolkien like that!
Stop Tolkien like that
Stop bogarting the damn joint.
We all need a toke.
We all need a toke,
or e’en better yet, a joke
because it’s Monday
Because it’s Monday,
Garfield must be grumpy.
Need a new joke, Jim?
“Need a new joke, Jim?”
McCoy asked the ship’s captain
Enterpriseingly
shoot
Enterpriseingly
bad puns are typical here
Just axe Lizzy B.
Just axe Lizzy B.!
Borden took her forty whacks
or so the rhyme goes.
Or so the rhyme goes:
Upon seeing labor’s fruits,
She also offed Pop.
She also offed pop
She offered her pop some pop
Then her pop went “Pop!”
Then her pop went “Pop!”
and yet her Mum wasn’t mum
but her sister… oy!
but her sister…oy!
Jewish girl becomes a nun
Marries Jesus? Christ!
Marries Jesus? Christ!
sounds like Dan Brown’s awful book
really quite silly
Really quite silly
Seeing something so frilly
On that young filly