On that young filly
Somethingroyal–Bold Ruler;
Secretariat!
Secretariat
An admin and a rope fused
in a transporter
In a transporter
Jeff Goldblum overlooked the
fly in his ointment
Fly in his ointment?
He should have removed his pants
Before lubing up.
Before lubing up,
Make sure your partner’s willing.
Some folks hate anal.
Some folks hate anal
Go and ask Rick Santorum
And watch him froth up
And watch him froth up
At the mouth during musaf.
Rabbi with rabies.
Rabbi with rabies.
If he bites the hand that feeds
him, is that kosher?
“‘Him’, is that kosher?”
“Some say ‘Her’ is tastier.”
Soylent Green Debates
Soylent Green debates
Don’t know if she’s got good taste
But she does taste good
But she does taste good
Front seat, back seat, trunk or hood
Car dining expert
Car dining expert
Loves the milkshakes at Sonic,
But not the burgers.
But not the burgers!
Only In & Out french fries
are best Animal Style
6 Sylablles
Best animal style
Is either doggy or goat
At the rodeo
“are best Animal Style” has seven syllables, the way I say it - still a haiku no-no.
At the rodeo
I saw bulls, clowns, and cowboys
who knows which is which?
Who knows which is which
Glenn Beck next to a horse ass
I get so confused
Get over yourselves. 6 ‘sylablles’ (sic) is not a haiku ‘no-no’ It’s absolutely allowed. We’re ignoring all the other constraints/stylistic requirements of haiku, FFS. Why aren’t you purists going after those? :rolleyes:
I get so confused
Is that Glenn Beck? Or Wilbur?
The smell is the same
The smell is the same.
Gold plated bullshit still smells
So nauseating.
So nauseating
That people think a haiku
Must be five-seven-five.
Must be 5-7-5
25 or 6 to 4
Maybe 42.