Haiku Madness

They pluck, wear G-strings
Plucking is necessary
Or a Brazilian

Or a Brazilian
Or French, or a landing strip
Are some waxing styles

“Are some waxing,” Styles
asked Scott, “or are some waning?”
on Excelsior.

On Excelsior,
I have this tidbit to share:
It’s New York’s motto.

It’s New York’s motto,
and not “Fugheddaboutit,”
as you might expect.

as you might expect
This thread keeps getting bumped by
Haiku fanatics.

Haiku fanatics
Don’t destroy infrastructure
Instead they blow minds

Instead they blow minds
With their new Mind Blowing Straw
Its Patent Pending

Its patent pending,
The device would be produced
Once the lawsuits stopped.

Once the lawsuits stopped
We needed to remarket
Glass Shard Cereal

Glass Shard Cereal
More fortified vitamins
Than Iron Nail Tarts!

Than Iron Nail Tarts
Are a better breakfast food
than Arsenic Loops

Than Arsenic Loops
A better breakfast food than
Pesticidios

Pesticidios
Googling that strange word brings up
Second link–this thread.

Second link – this thread.
First link – pic from Ecuador.
Fumigation scene.

Fumigation scene
Scents sensed and sentries sent so
Scene’s seen as serene

Scene’s seen as serene
As Selene screamed severely
Swinging a string sling

Swinging a string sling
Snapped off the end of my wristbone.
Really broke two bones

Really broke two bones,
But none of my skeleton.
Just wishbones shattered.

Just wishbones shattered
Shaduby shattered, shattered
Look at me, tattered