Haiku Madness

Career skyrockets!
In flight. Afternoon delight!
What a great ear worm.

“What a great ear worm”
Kirk told Chekov. “It came from
Seti Alpha Whuh?”

“Seti Alpha Whuh?”
Typical dumb Alpha male
just won’t look at map

“Just won’t look at map.”
Explains why that kid’s flunking
Geography class.

Geography class
Doze off and you’re stuck between
Iraq and hard place

Iraq and hard place
so Obama was stuck, but
things are better now

Things are better now?
Maybe for the Democrats.
Not Tea Partiers.

Not tea partiers
but several tea baggers
Dip their balls in it

Dip their balls in it
stir it around and lick it
pasta and meatballs

pasta and meatballs.
Garlic bread. I can’t believe
I ate the whole thing.

I ate the whole thing
Two pizzas, four steaks, three pies
And a Diet Coke

And a Diet Coke
Is not my beverage of choice.
I prefer “Classic”.

I prefer classic
My cars and my women should
both have bullet bras

both have bullet bras.
Because I prefer them to
be high caliber.

be high caliber
hold your fire
the silence breathes

The silence breathes
so closely into my ear
And whispers “Hey bud!”

And whispers “Hey Bud,
Give this toy doll a break–I’m
Feeling Raggedy”

“Feeling Raggedy?”
Andy asked Ann who shot back
“Ask Dressy Bessy.”

Ask Dressy Bessy
just where does she get her clothes?
fetching ensemble

Fetching ensemble:
Quartet of hot musicians.
They pluck, wear G-strings.