Scooby snacks aren’t cheap
but hot damn, are they yummy
wash 'em down with beer
wash 'em down with beer
play some classical music
raising wagyu cows
Raising wagyu cows
and plowing the north forty
farm life really sucks
farm life really sucks.
But the food keeps us going
Someone has to farm
Someone has to farm
but it ain’t gonna be me
I’m a city boy
I’m a city boy
Oh beautiful parking ramp
I loves my concrete
I loves my concrete
ever so handy when you’re
hiding dead bodies…
Hiding dead bodies
Must not be very easy
They soon start to stink
They soon start to stink
so put those goddamn cowpies
back where you found 'em.
back where you found 'em
(answer to “where’s vertebrae?”)
Now…where’s that G-Spot??
Now…where’s that G-Spot??
Out! Out! damn G-Spot. Out from
Under the G-string!
Under the g-string!
where to put my dollar bill
if there’s no tip jar?
if there’s no tip jar
the pizza deliverer
gets nothing from me!
Gets nothing from me
The tyranical tyrant
Opresses people
Opresses people
Oprah presses people? My!
She depresses me.
She depresses me
but got a big Honor at
Kennedy Center
Kennedy Center –
Where I fell asleep during
The Autumn Garden
true story – it happened when I was on a Close Up trip to Washington in my senior year of high school
The autumn garden
Has leaves of brown to step on
Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.
Man, I hate living next door
to Jeffrey Dahmer.
To Jeffrey Dahmer
A mall looks like a buffet
What a crazy guy