On the minarets
I planted both of my flags
on mountainous breasts!
on mountainous breasts
you will very likely find
mens’ eyes resting there.
Men’s eyes resting there
And women’s legs resting there
They call it Twister
They call it Twister
not a bad tornado flick
had a flying cow
Had a flying cow
passed by, forks and spoons would start
eloping. Chaos!
Eloping chaos.
Ladder too short, wrong window
My bride’s really pissed
“My Bride’s really pissed,”
moaned Frankenstein, green and sad.
“Our honeymoon sucks!”
damn ignore this too. something weird happened
Sorry database error double posted my haiku. Ignore
“Our honeymoon sucks!
So do my posting skills!” said
Iamnotbatman
iamnotbatman
but my posting skills suck too!
are we related??
Are we related?
I asked my doppleganger
He looked and said no
He looked and said no
when I showed him my boobies.
what is wrong with them??
What is wrong with them?
'cept for the triple nipple?
Thrice the fun, that is.
Thrice the fun, that is
unless you don’t like triplets.
who needs six boobies?
Who needs six boobies?
Apparently, Hugh Hefner
Ere the chicks moved out.
Ere the chicks moved out,
I lived in Dixie with a
hen and a rooster.
hen and a rooster,
two bits! Boys like the girls with
huge tits! bada-bing!
huge tits! bada-bing!
big balls! bow-chicka-bow-wow!
scooby-dooby-doo
Scooby Dooby Doo,
Shaggy, turning tricks downtown
Scooby Snacks aren’t cheap