Just add olive oil!
Make sure it’s extra-virgin!
So says Rachael Ray.
“So,” says Rachael Ray,
“today is the turkey day!”
(I am just guessing)
(I am just guessing)
But a questionable joke
Is a guess jesting.
is a guess jesting
really equivalent to
a joking question??
Is a guess jesting
But when Jessica Biel’s here
It’s a Jess Guesting
Argh, for I was too late!
A joking question
Often has a joke answer
Such as “That’s my wife!”
Such as “That’s my wife!”
Or “about twenty dollars.”
Or “Cocks don’t lay eggs.”
“…or cocks don’t lay eggs,”
my Uncle Al joked, but I
just didn’t get it.
Just didn’t get it
The punch line that was mentioned
It’s my humour fail
It’s my humour fail
Or humor, if in U.S.
Canada too, eh?
Canada too, eh?
I thought only the US
had crappy TV
Had crappy TV
Enough mediocre films
Reading books again
Reading books again
Why can’t that George keep his
damn hands to himself?
Damn hands to himself
I, of course, meant that monkey
That Curious George
That Curious George
Ross’s monkey Marcel humped.
Not curious now.
Not curious now
After seeing my cat killed
Drinking antifreeze
Drinking antifreeze?
A poor choice, my frined
to assuage your guilt
To assuage your guilt
Read some very bad writing.
Props to Boyo Jim.
Props to Boyo Jim
It is the wrong 'em Boyo
Always liked The Clash
mmm
Always liked the Clash
Should I Stay or Should I Go
And Rock the Casbah
And Rock the Casbah
If you want the bombs to drop
On the minarets