-pop!- your own eye ball
That might happen tomorrow
If I don’t sleep now
If I don’t sleep now
i will be waiting for you
with kevlar eye-guard
Hmmm, what is kevlar?
Let’s check wikipedia!
DAMMIT! Jimmy Wales!
With Kevlar eye-guard
Wikipedia wants cash
Dammit! Jimmy Wales!
Damnit! Jimmy Wales!
Stop begging for funds. You have
more money than God.
More money than God?
Not much – He doesn’t use cash
More money than Pope
More money than Pope?
As in Alexander? Doubt
He took it with him.
He took it with him.
Insisted he needed it!
My favorite bra.
My favorite bra
Isn’t lace or push-up but
the one on the floor
The one on the floor –
No, the one that isn’t dead.
Put your bra back on.
“Put your bra back on,”
I begged, averting my gaze;
Uncle Phil complied.
Uncle Phil complied.
Hillary, Carlton, Ashley
and Aunt Viv gave thanks.
And Aunt Viv gave thanks
as the pumpkin pie was cut
more whipped cream, yes, please!
“More whipped cream, yes, please!”
The nubile, young coeds squealed
And then I woke up
And then I woke up
With both my kidneys removed.
Snopes won’t believe me.
Snopes won’t believe me,
but you will, right? Oh, that’s good;
nobody else will!
Nobody else will
They said I was crazy
To build house of cheese
To build house of cheese
Find yourself some nice Gouda.
Better not use Swiss.
Better not use Swiss.
But what is most logical?
Cottage cheese, of course!
cottage cheese, of course!
very tasty diet food
just add olive oil!