the date ends early
I wanted Italian
not wienerschnitzel…
not wienerschnitzel…
she a wants a salami
but she gets coq rouge!
But she gets coq rouge
Because I’m cock of the walk
Detach’ble penis
Detach’ble penis
Just add some oregano
For robust foreskin
For robust foreskin,
Use a whetstone though I do
Prefer a spit shine
Prefer a spit shine?
In Woody Allen movie
he spat on pants leg.
He spat on pants leg
And then he spat on my socks
Then spat on my spats
Then spat on my spats,
Then he pissed on my piston.
Oooh, that sounds dirty!
“Oooh, that sounds dirty!”
said Keira, smiling lewdly
couldn’t let her down
couldn’t let her down
never gonna give her up
yeah she got rick rolled
Yeah she got rick rolled
fish market is closed today,
no more salmon skin!
no more salmon skin!
crispy crunchy salmon skin!
man i am hungry
“Man, I am hungry,”
said Woman, picking apple.
“Would you like a bite?”
“Would you like a bite?”
“I haven’t had one today.”
“Okay, I’ll bite you!”
“Okay, I’ll bite you!
But make no mistake, my friend,
I charge more for that.”
I charge more for that.
I do anything for cash
But nothing for love.
But nothing for love?
syphilis, dry rot, gangrene…
no drugs to treat love?
no drugs to treat love?
but I thought love was the drug
got a hook in me
Got a hook in me
How do I get this thing out?
No more fishing drunk!
No more fishing drunk!
Unless you intend to eat
-pop!- your own eye ball