Neither here nor there
are the words of a weasel
speak plainly and true.
“Speak plainly and true,”
said the marshal to the crook,
who just ran away.
Who just ran away?
Wasn’t that your mom and dad?
Why were they naked?
Why were they naked?
“No shirt, no shoes, no service”
Thus they were not served
Thus they were not served
Divorce papers sit again
Unsigned, unwanted
Unsigned, unwanted
since spring nineteen-forty-six
general panic
General Panic
was an unfit officer
that nobody liked.
That nobody liked
him was beyond any doubt.
He both sucked and blew.
he both sucked and blew
and so he was most welcome
in San Francisco
in San Francisco
The Tinman left his hearr there.
The Scarecrow, his brain.
the Scarecrow, his brain
sitting in a pan, just like
Reanimator
Seconded, whole heartedly.
I saw this one and thought it was great, then I realized “neat” has two meaning here as well.
Re-animator
nineteen-eighty-four plus one
moving tissue tale
Moving tissue tale:
Einstein’s brain after he died
quite hard to believe
Quite hard to believe
we’re up to page sixty-two
mmm has spread
MMM has spread
not MTM, she’s still thin;
very cute back then.
Very cute back then
the one that wasn’t hairy
or pricked with wax rash
or pricked with wax rash
no tax on hash cash, jackass
and why do you ax?
and why do you ax?
trim those pubes with a razor
like normal people!
like normal people
a concept not understood
much like standard size