“I still have a wife!”
bragged Newt; “In fact, she’s my third!”
No prize for that, pal.
No prize for that, pal.
This 60 year old cellist 's.
Fourth wife is pregnant.
Fourth wife is pregnant?
Some bastards have all the luck.
I can’t get one wife.
I can’t get one wife.
Yet the brothers Lloyd Webber
Have gotten seven
Have gotten Seven
a new catsuit, I texted
and she likes it, too!
And she likes it, too!
Yet she did not like Star Trek
Before she got cast.
Before she got cast
The die could roll anything;
Luck be a lady!
Luck be a lady!
and not a gentleman, please;
that’s not how I roll
That’s not how I roll
my tumbling skills are better
thank you Jesse White
Thank you Jesse White
Lonely Maytag repair man
an iconic role
an iconic role.
Could any other actor
Play Charlie Harper?
Play Charlie Harper,
Play! Your candle burns both ends;
Doctor Drew awaits.
Doctor Drew Awaits
To put you in rehab and
Laugh his way to bank
Laugh his way to bank,
that’s a Koch sucker. Death to
reactionaries.
Reactionaries
Hate illegal immigrants,
As well as “the gays”.
As well as “the gays”
reminds me of my grandma
saying “the negros”
saying “the negros”
avoids the dreaded hyphen.
But is it worth it?
“But is it worth it?”
I ask when offered an ounce.
I answer “Hell, yes.”
I answer “Hell, yes,”
when Charon asks me if that’s
my destination
My destination?
Does the Styx ferry go to
Philadelphia?