It’s a booby trap
just lean right over here ma’am
let’s see how it works.
Let’s see how it works.
Maybe we’ll steal – um, BUY –
The production rights.
The Production rights
To that new bondage movie
Are all tied up now
“Are all tied up now?”
the boss bank robber asked them
his henchmen nodded
His henchmen nodded,
But their captive later fled –
Henchmen nodded off.
Henchmen nodded off
I can’t take over the world
with junkie henchmen.
With junkie henchmen?
I smoke these doobs with my friends
War on drugs my arse
War on drugs my arse
Any shrink will write you as
Much script as you want.
Much script as you want
just as soon as you finish
loading sixteen tons
Loading sixteen tons
and what do you get? Song says
older, more in debt.
Older, more in debt,
more gray, less memory. that’s
me. I can’t get laid.
Me. I can’t get laid
Thank the lord for wanking day
Which is everyday
which is everyday
in every way I’m getting
Better and better.
Better and better
Yet never can perfection
Be achieved by man.
Be achieved by man,
Be believed by man, and then
Be deceived by man
Be deceived by man
the true son of the morning
wicked in his ways
“Wicked in his ways!”
Proclaimed the odd street preacher
“The gays go to Hell!”
The gays go to hell
but it’s gay hell - not that bad
there’s still some dancing.
There’s still some dancing
which means hope for romancing;
I need a girlfriend!
I need a girlfriend
It is most unfortunate
I still have a wife