Champaign, doncha know
is where the cool kids hang out
and drink–bong water.
and drink–bong water.
because smoking wacky weed
gets me so thirsty.
Get me thirsty
Licking the cow’s big salt lick
Out in the pasture
Out in the pasture
I’m smoking dope but I ain’t
drinking bong water.
Drinking bong water
Sounds quite disgusting to me
I’d puke my guts out
I’d puke my guts out
If Joan Rivers suddenly
Got herself nekkid
Got herself nekkid
Slipped into a big hot tub
relaxed day away
relaxed day away
beer, slim-jims and bong water
posting on the Dope
Posting on the Dope
takes some time. I’d smoke reefer
if I had any.
If I had any
Absolut Peppar Vodka:
Bloody Mary Time!
Bloody Mary Time!
Martyrs are burning; oh, for
our Elizabeth!
Bloody Mary Time
Well hey that is anytime
Tobasco in mine
Bloody Mary time!
After Edward, and before
Queen Elizabeth
Queen Elizabeth
Fifty-plus years on the throne.
That’s constipation!
That’s constipation!
What’s blocking yours? Bottle of
Tabasco in mine
Tabasco in mine
kept all those trapped Chileans’
food very spicy.
Food very spicy,
my throat burns. My solution:
Drink more tequila!
Drink more tequila!
And more Dos Equis as well!
Support Mexico!
Support Mexico!
I find myself thinking why?
Does it need a bra?
Does it need a bra?
This contraption I just built -
(It’s a booby trap)