And they’re in my hand
with pencils and with roses.
Yes, I am lucky!
Yes, I am lucky.
I nailed that hot babe last night.
Don’t you envy me?
“Don’t you envy me?”
Said Charlie Sheen to every
last man on this earth
Last man on this earth-
'Tis tragic that last woman
is Cathy Griffin
Is Kathy Griffin
really that bad? After all,
she did wed a man.
She did wed a man,
But the sight of his huge dong
Scared her lesbian.
Scared her lesbian
so bad that she couldn’t eat
no, not like that jerk.
no, not like that jerk
beef, pork or chicken is fine.
not like jerk ostrich
Not like jerk ostrich
Is cassowary croquette
Or roasted emu.
Or roasted emu?
“Can’t do it”, the waitress said
“No substitutions.”
“No substitutions”
“Then hold the chicken salad
Where? Between your knees”
Where? Between your knees
Hold the chicken, bring the toast
And then? Heeeeeeeerees Johnnnnny!!!
And then? Heeeeeeeerees Johnnnnny!!!
First, a word from our sponsor:
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If that land developer
Starts spewing nonsense
Starts spewing nonsense?
That’s me, especially
after joints and beer.
after joints and beer
Charlie Sheen goes on Twitter
And he is scary.
And he is scary
Drawing the Busytown books
No wait, that’s Scarry.
no, wait. that’s scary
then upon I heard A story
Forever live it
Forever live it,
3,000 calorie days.
Until you die it.
Until you die, it
Will be unfortunate truth –
You must pay taxes.