You must pay taxes.
And you must die, it’s certain.
So said Benjamin.
So, said Benjamin;
You’re trying to seduce me
Mrs. Robinson?
Mrs. Robinson?
Jesus loves you more than you
Will know. Seduce him.
Will know. Seduce him.
Will don’t like either of you
and he give you clap.
And, he give you clap,
he burning your dog too; he
Bad motor scooter.
Bad motor scooter,
scratched, dented, ugly, worn out:
yours for thirty bucks!
Yours for thirty bucks
said the used deer salesman
I think I’ve been conned
I think I’ve been conned
Said the submarine lookout
As the hatch slammed shut.
As the hatch slammed shut,
tentacles embraced the sub.
Giant squid’s in love.
Giant squids in love
Holding each other in arm
and arm and arm and…
And arm and Armand…
clearly it’s not Hammer time
baking soda king
Baking Soda King
And his Vinegar Queen made
A foamy wet spot.
A foamy wet spot?
Quick, get a towel, honey!
Time to wash the sheets
Time to wash the sheets,
Cook bacon, make the donuts
And pour the orange juice.
“And pour the orange juice!”
Roared the cranky astronaut;
“None of that Tang crap!”
None of that Tang Crap
And no Sunny D, either
I want real OJ!
I want real OJ!
not just this old white Blazer
and this tiny glove.
I want real OJ!
Finally, I can get him
To be my jail bitch!
To be my jail bitch
I would prefer Keira, but
I doubt I’d get her
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_deHyWgFUXnM/SkGJvIV-FOI/AAAAAAAAOP4/5VUX-lxCpmU/Kiera+Knightley+(889).jpg
I doubt I’d get her
to do a handstand naked
with a hula hoop