Mickey bangs Minnie
But Disney claims the flick is
Unauthorized porn
Unauthorized porn
Has counterfeit money shot
The feds are watching
The feds are watching
me. They want to get me, but
I’m not paranoid.
I’m not paranoid.
You all whisper that I am -
The Voices say no.
The Voices say no;
But the Magic Eight Ball says,
“Ask again later.”
Ask again later
And I will respond the same
So said Puddin’ Tame
So said Puddin’ Tame
Cos will hawk Jello products.
Be paid in pudding!"
Be paid in pudding?
Sausage chefs want cash. If not,
You must do your wurst
You must do your wurst
You bunch of selfish brats
Acting like hot dogs
Acting like hot dogs
Is fine, 'til they go too far;
I don’t relish that.
I don’t relish that
big glop of minced up pickles
Wait. Maybe I do.
Wait. Maybe I do.
There’s no accounting for taste,
Not even my own.
Not even my own
Mother would dare suggest I
Sing in the church choir
Sing in the church choir?
Mom, I am an atheist,
So, I believe not.
So, I believe not
in God and country, but in
weed, booze, and pussy
Weed, booze, and pussy:
Which two won’t give you the clap,
Or ask child support?
Or ask child support
The 24-hour tech line
That aids new parents
That aids new parents
You must keep one end fed and
the other end dry.
The other end dry…
This end wet and smells. Oh shit…
Wrong end of the stick.
Wrong end of the stick
Damn them marshmallows get hot
No s’more for me, thanks