“Then they fawn on me.”
“D’oh. A deer. A female deer”
Sang Homer Simpson.
Sang Homer Simpson?
One in four births is Chinese -
Sang’s their Chinese son.
Sang’s their Chinese son
And Piotr’s their Russian son
And Bin’s their son, too
And Bin’s their son. Too
many children named after
trash receptacles
trash receptacles.
Good places to put garbage
Bad for giving birth.
Bad for giving birth
Dr. Squid often panics
Shoots ink all over
Shoots ink all over
and squirts, the giant squid flees
the hungry sperm whale.
The Hungry Sperm Whale
The new Irish pub/gay bar
Serves great Shepherd’s pie
Serves great Shepherd’s pie,
And since it is a gay bar,
Plenty of bangers
Plenty of bangers
Just stormed out of the gay bar
They went off half cocked
They went off half cocked.
Lion tamers should know that
Lions hate BJs.
Lions hate BJS.
Lions and Tigers and Bears.
Inter-species sex.
Interspecies sex
will occur shortly after
we make First Contact.
We make first contact,
as furtive hand brushes breast:
Whoops! Too excited!
Whoops! Too excited!
Will she let me come again?
Or have I “blown” it?
“Or have I blown it?”
The clown asked of the balloon
Then honked his damn horn
Then honked his damn horn,
Gabriel did, as he blew
last trumps for the Earth.
Last trump’s for the Earth.
In the Galactic contest,
Earth’s team wins at bridge.
Earth team wins at bridge
Uranus team wins poker
Pluto wins patience
Pluto wins patience,
Waiting out in the car, while
Mickey bangs Minnie