Sigh, if only me,
fixing teeth instead of toys,
I’m Herbie the elf.
I’m Herbie the Elf!
Hey little boy, want candy?
Just reach in my pants.
Just reach in my pants
For your tip, said the leper
To the prostitute
To the Prostitute
Rescue lady he said, “No,
I give directly”.
“I gave directly”
She shrieked horrifically then
Shot blood from her eyes
Shot blood from her eyes
Right into Dracula’s mouth.
“Two points” he enthused.
“Two points” he enthused:
One: you’re an ignoramus
And two: you’re ugly
And two: you’re ugly
And three: You’re an awful bitch
That’s why I love you
That’s why I love you:
A flat head to set my drink,
Three feet tall, no teeth.
Three feet tall, no teeth
And is too tired to chase you
Worst monster ever
Worst monster ever?
A huge ancient red dragon
allergic to fire.
allergic to fire,
I am. I take Benadryl
before making S’mores
Before making S’mores
You will need a big bonfire
Use this can of gas
“Use this can of gas
To put out your massive blaze”
Said the arsonist.
Too slow.
Said the arsonist,
“It’s not just a hobby - it’s
A burning passion”.
A burning passion
Jalapeños and I share
May we never part
“May we never part,”
I said fondly to my hair
Then it all fell out
Then it all fell out,
But I don’t have to shampoo,
So I save big bucks.
So I save big bucks
As I also aves some does
Then they fawn on me