“Fags” means in US.
For the gay al Qaeda Brit
Seventy-two fags.
Seventy two fags
In his mouth all in one day
Not a healthy choice
“Not a healthy choice”
describes most fast food. Therefore
eat much more pussy!
Eat much more pussy!
There’s quite a variety
At the Fish Taco Hut
At the Fish Taco Hut,
They don’t put fish in tacos -
Fish buy tacos there.
Fish buy tacos there,
Yes, the Krusty Krab is great.
SpongeBob eats there too!
Sponge Bob eats there too!
Sopping up dirty water
And wringing it out.
And wringing it out,
the washerwoman prepared
to mock Mr. Toad.
To mock Mr. Toad,
We used to say, “What’s that smell,
The Wind in the Willows?”
The wind in the willows
Sounds nicer than the cowboys
eating beans by fire*
*Fire is one syll’ble
Eating beans by fire,
gonna sing some cowboy songs
before the gas comes.
Before the gas comes
Put out all open flames and
Stop juggling torches
stop juggling torches
And start crooning. We asked for
A torch song singer.
A torch song singer
Knows how to belt out ballads
That make grown men weep.
That? Make grown men weep
By that? Oh, for the power of
A simple dentist.
A simple dentist
Has a knack for causing pain
You’ll be a dentist
“You’ll be a dentist,”
the mother told her son. “But
ma, I hate bad breath.”
“Ma, I hate bad breath.”
“No dear, breasts are not bad and
We must fix that lisp.”
We must fix that lisp.
You sound like a stereo-
typical gay guy.
Typical gay guy
Drinking and dancing all night
Sigh, if only me.