Haiku Madness

Turned him to a forg
And then poked him with a frok
He was really fcuked

He was really fcuked
Thus getting by my filter
Inbox email spam.

“Inbox; email; spam.”
What are words that changed meanings
Since the eighties, Alex.

Since the eighties, Alex
Had learned something amazing.
Life starts at fifty.
And let me tell you it’s true, children.

Since the eighties, Alex
hasn’t changed his haircut and
still wears shoulderpads.

Life starts at fifty
So I’ve got 10 years to go
The I’ll live it up

The I’ll live it up
The I’ll rest for a moment
The I’ll buy an N

The “I’ll buy an N”
plan fails on Wheel of Fortune;
Consonants are free.

Consonants are free!
After ten years of lock-up!
“Who Let the D’s Out?”

Who Let the D’s Out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the D’s out?

Who Let the D’s Out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the D’s out?

(it had to be done)

Who let the D’s out?
Then let the Double D’s out?
Nocturnal Mission

And I fully expected to be shot and hung for my previous

Nocturnal Mission
Or, if done on computer,
It’s an E-Mission

It’s an E-mission,
When I sneeze on computer
Projecting my snot.

Projecting my snot
On the chalk board during class
Sent to principal’s

Sent to principal’s
office today. Nuke weapons
are frowned on, it seems

Are frowned on, it seems.
But I like to frame them all -
Cats my car has squashed.

Cats my car has squashed:
the furry little fuckers
should have moved faster.

Should have moved faster
I lost the 40 yard dash
When I stopped for beer

When I stopped for beer
And twenty fags, I learned what
“Fags” means in US.