It’s 50/50
Half and Half – half on your face
and half on your chest
“…and half on your chest.”
I said to the woman who
had two back nipples
Had two back nipples?
So if she wore halter tops,
She’d break lewdness laws?
She’d break lewdness laws?
Of course! No doubt about it!
She’s Lucy Lawless!
She’s Lucy Lawless!
That’s why only Ricky, Fred,
and Ethel were jailed
And Ethel were jailed,
Leaving one less Barrymore
To chew scenery.
To chew scenery
Sounds real disgusting, except
if it’s sugar walls.
If it’s sugar walls,
There is just no holding back
A cunning linguist.
A cunning linguist
Could come up with a word for
Eating at the ‘Y’
Eating at the 'Y" '?
Look for a Biker, Cowboy,
Indian or Cop.
Indian or Cop
Don’t say “Indian Giver”
and/or "Pig Cop-Out’
and/or pig cop out
but the sheep cop’s still in my
Barn-E Miller play
Bar-E Miller play
Hunting Fish with a Luger
Fish in a barrel?
Fish in a barrel
eat dead foot epidermis
at your local spa
at your local spa
you can get a rubdown, stat
instant massaging!
Instant massaging!
Does it come, so to speak, with
Short, happy ending?
Short, happy ending
Follows sappy formula;
It’s the Disney way!
It’s the Disney way
Lion King nowo n Broadway.
Disnification.
Disnification:
Can an invented word be
Spelled incorrectly?
Spelled incorrectly. . .
A misprint in my spell-book
Turned him to a forg.