You make awesome love.
You have all the moves, except;
How come no blowjobs?
“How come no blowjobs?”
He asked, crestfallen. She said,
“Nasty bite reflex.”
Nasty bite reflex -
When bitten by a vampire,
It makes my blood boil.
“It makes my blood boil!”
Said the helmetless spaceman;
“Open the pod bay!”
“Open the pod bay!”
“I’m sorry, Dave…wait a sec…
Line! Goddamnit, line!!!”
“Line?” “Goddamnit line,”
I said. “Part of the service
Here at Phone-A-Curse.”
Here at Phone-A-Curse,
All our reps are trained Wiccans.
Ask about charms too!
Ask about charms too!
Music’s soothe the savage breast,
And bend knotted oaks.
And bend knotted oaks
With my mighty Oak Bender
Also works on pine
Also works on pine,
But the pine floor gives my wife
Splinters in her ass…
Splinters in her ass
And there’s wood glue in her mouth
Carpenter pervert
“Carpenter pervert”
Muttered Nazereth’s town whore.
Leaving Joseph’s house.
Leaving Joseph’s house,
He laughed. “That old angel trick
Always cons virgins.”
Always cons virgins
Ex-con Cons Virgins in Cannes
Ripped from the headlines
(dun dun!)
Ripped from the headlines,
The note said, “SeNd cAsh, or eLse
We’LL retURn yOuR WIfe.”
We’LL retURn yOuR WIfe."
As sooN as you give US a
gOod TypeWriter
gOod TypeWriter
CaN om3time be hard tO fInd
Mine doen’t have “S”
Mine doen’t have “S”
And yet I somehow typed it!
Quite a paradox…
Quite a paradox…
Severinsen and Holliday
Did either save lives?
Did either save lifes?
No, but neither took a life.
It’s 50/50.