Haiku Madness

The Unabomber:
his own brother told the Feds
and thank God he did

And thank God he did.
My Aunt Una was worried,
Until we explained.

Until we explained
what we are doing, cop thought
we’re up to no good

we’re up to no good
listed under “g” in the
“NO” dictionary.

No dictionary?
can’t join the Red-Headed League
it’s all a big scam

It’s all a big scam
Making us eat Soylent Green
It’s made of people!

Its made of people!
And Joan of Arc Was Maid of
Orleans. Quid pro quo

Orléans: “Quid pro quo.
Da mihi coronam et
Eris beatus.”

I am assuming the Duc spoke Latin as a fellow educated gentleman :cool:

Eris beatus
The goddess who fouls things up
Bloody row ? That’s her.

Bloody row? That’s her.
The last thing I heard before
Being dragged to jail

Being dragged to jail
in London, I was confused
As the sign read “GAOL.”

As the sign read GAOL
I kicked the soccer ball hard…
D’oh! Dyslexia!

D’oh! Dyslexia!
Why are you cursing my file?
You’re driving me stun!

“You’re driving me Stun!”
the Cockney man said, but I
know no car named that.

Know no car named that,
But I know there are weapons
Some folks call Sten guns.

Some folks call Sten guns
Overkill for a knife fight
But I’m just cautious

But I’m just cautious
about drinking too much hooch.
You wake up married.

You wake up married
After dreaming you’re single
And you heave a sigh

And you: heave a sigh.
You two: just complain a bit.
Good moaning to you.

Good Moaning to you
After you sign and complain,
You make awesome love.