The one with poison?
The chalice from the palace
Has the brew that’s true.
Has the brew that’s true
Been truly brewed from blue stew
As the Souix flew through?
As the Sioux flew through,
The Hopi all got dopey,
The Cree tried to see.
The Cree tried to see
Why the white men called them Cree
Not Nēhilawē
Not Nēhilawē
But the tribe still has people.
Beothuk does not.
Beothuk does not
even sound like a real world
but I see it is.
But I see it is
Time to post a new haiku
I hope it’s clever
I hope it’s clever
My daughter, rhymes to fave show
A Doctor Whoku
A Doctor Whoku ?
Daleks just hate poetry
unartsy robots
Unartsy robots
Data paints with precision
But without feeling
“… But without feeling.”
The Please Don’t Touch Museum
Closed after two days.
Closed after two days
the show Springtime for Hitler
if in the real world
Closed. After two days
Climbing the mountain, I find
The guru is out.
Curses, foiled again
If in the real world,
I write bad haikus. I write best
With head in the clouds.
(Was that meant to be “Is in the real world”? If so, too late to edit. The deed is done.)
With head in the clouds
the very tall man can reach
stars on the top shelf
stars on the top shelf
Maker’s Mark Bottle. For me,
3 fingers, barkeep.
“3 Fingers Barkeep”,
Maimed for life in a tragic
Flaming Nipple prank.
Flaming Nipple prank.
Elaine Benice’s latest
Christmas card. Enjoy!
Christmas card. Enjoy
the dried plums I put inside
It’s a Christmas treat!
It’s a Christmas treat!
Open your pretty gift from
The Unabomber