you may procreate!
Be fruitful and multiply
But “fruitful” means gay?
But “fruitful” means gay
To the happy pineapples
And gleeful peaches
And gleeful Peaches
After Fifi Trixibelle.
Then Pixie was born.
(I couldn’t fit in Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.)
Then Pixie was born,
And was celebrated with
Eponymous sticks.
Eponymous sticks?
But Pixie Sticks (or Stix) were
Not named after her…?
Not named after her
Otherwise twould be called the
Lying Psycho Whore
Lying Psycho Whore
Falsehoods? Crazy? Ugh. But the
Whore makes up for it
Whore makes up for it
When john comes prematurely.
She gives him Blow Pop.
She gives him blow pop.
That’s what they’re calling it now?
Jobs are scarce, I guess
Jobs are scarce, I guess
Should I save all of mine up
And cash them in at once?
“And cash them in at once?”
Has six syllables, you know.
Drop the “and,” perhaps?
Drop the “and” perhaps?
And also the “ifs” and “buts.”
I hate excuses!
I hate excuses.
I often can’t remember
Which lie I have told.
Which lie I have told
“I’ll respect you in the morn”
Don’t respect her now
Don’t respect her now
She’s Dangerfield’s daughter
Not the Queen of Soul’s
Not the Queen of Soul’s
Death that’s apparently nigh.
Franklin says she’s fine.
Franklin says she’s fine -
but Franklin’s not a doctor,
He’s an imposter!
He’s an imposter!
It only takes six folks to
find the real Bacon.
find the real bacon
This BLT with Bac-Os
Doesn’t taste quite right*
*Not that I wouldn’t eat it anyway 
Doesn’t taste quite right.
Did I give her the right glass -
The one with poison?