For school eats your soul
Sucks your blood and bites your brains
It just ain’t much fun
It just ain’t much fun
Playing with Grandma. Time to
Bury her again.
“Bury her again,”
said the mad pirate captain,
“since we’ve had our fun.”
Since we’ve had our fun
constructing wonky haiku…
let’s have some MORE fun!
"let’s have some MORE fun! "
Branson said about next trip
To the Trench bottom
“To the trench bottom!”
Charlie said to his goddess
As he dropped his shorts.
As he dropped his shorts,
The maniac flashed a grin,
And then his penis.
As he dropped his shorts
He showed the cutoffs beneath
He is never nude
And then his penis.
Well, it looked like a penis
But it was smaller.
I screwed that up a bit.
But it was smaller
The cutoffs beneath his shorts
He is never nude
He is never nude
for he is the emperor
and he must save face
And he must save Face.
I always loved the A-team -
On TV, not film.
On TV, not film
Is where Saturday Night Live
Performers belong
Performers belong
On screen. Their personal thoughts
Rarely enlighten.
Rarely Enlighten
A weight-loss bistro that feeds
only 1 in 10
only 1 in 10
computer users under-
stand binary code.
Stand binary code?
No, I can’t stand it! Numbers
only confuse me.
Only confuse me
If you must. I like direct
Talking in a girl
Talking in a girl
Is possible only if
you fit inside her
you fit inside her
that is most wonderful news!
you may procreate!