In Stuttgart last fall
I was stunned, and then stuttered
stentoriously
stentoriously
yes I had to go look it up
and now you do too
And now you do too,
Unless you already know
Greek mythology
Greek mythology:
Feta is made with cocaine
A Greek urban myth
A Greek urban myth:
men, boys, crowbars - that’s just rude!
you can do better
“You can do better
Than inviting VCU”,
Said Bilas and Phelps.
Said Bilas and Phelps
One of us can’t dance for shit
And here is your proof
“And here is your proof!”
declared the prosecutor.
Jury ruled: “Guilty!”
Jury ruled: “Guilty!”
“You’re guilty of being hot!”
(Ms. Peet was on trial)
Ms Peet was on trial.
The Mounties had got their man.
He’d got a sex change.
He got a sex change.
Yes, Sonny & Cher’s daughter
Is now Cher’s son Chaz.
Is now Cher’s son Chaz
starting a singing career?
Got good genes for it.
got good genes for it
said Hank Jr. of drinking
dem honky tonk blues
Dem honky tonk blues?
“I’m gonna tuck my worries
Underneath my arm.”
Underneath my arm
Is where you will find Mitchum
(the gel, not Robert)
The gel, not Robert.
My group sex lube is so fake
Not made by humans
Not made by humans
Machines have taken over
All our industries
Not made by humans
This delicious Slurm I drink
I’ve got to have more
Drats!
All our industries
From fishing to looming
And of course stabbing
And of course stabbing
Is considered very rude
After Labor Day
After Labor Day
The evil vortex does swirl
For school eats your soul