Spring break in Cancún.
I’m in Mexico. My bags
Are in Zambia.
Are, in Zambia,
there any cheetahs? Too few;
but that could change soon
See p. 5 here: dcheetahimages.com
But that could change soon
if you don’t do what I say:
“Just dance with the snakes!”
Just dance! With the snakes
in your hair, the effect will
be petrifying.
“Be petrifying”
Medusa thought but didn’t
Even have to ask
Even have to ask
I did, what in the Sam Hell
Does this button do?
A note of thanks for Boyo Jim for picking up the Carlin reference. And I was totally bemused when I realized the seven words work perfectly as the last two lines of a haiku!
To get back on track:
Does this button do
For your election preference?
McCain-Palin—NOT!!!
“Does this button do …?”
“It does. Mr. President.
You just nuked Detroit.”
Damn just too late.
McCain/Palin-not
a rock band I’d pay to see
Rush Limbaugh on bass?
Rush Limbaugh on bass:
“Does not get me as high as
The oxycontin”
the oxycontin
comes in rectal form, as well
(not as popular)
Not as popular
Is the suppository,
Or so I suppose.
Or, so I suppose,
Is how the French say gold.
Or, is it golden?
“…or is it golden?”
the billionaire asked about
his plumbing options
His plumbing options
Were the bowl or the urinal -
“To pee, not to pee?”
His plumbing options:
Circumcised, uncircumsized,
Or a Prince Albert.
To pee or not to pee?
Yes, that is the question
Poor waffling Hamlet
Poor waffling Hamlet
And Juliet was toasted
But Puck takes the cake
But Puck takes the cake
Olive oil, a bit of cheese
Worst. Pizza. Ever.
Worst pizza ever
Was that wurst pizza I had
In Stuttgart last fall