“Those seven-year-olds,”
moaned the beaten-down teacher,
“they are just too much!”
They are just too much
Than a poor student can spend
Those ramen noodles
Those ramen noodles
Swim in a broth not unlike
What embalmed mummies.
What embalmed mummies.
What a lucky day for a
Necrophiliac.
Necrophiliac,
Beastiality, Sadist
Flogging a dead horse
Flogging a dead horse?
You misheard. Horse ran away -
Dogging a fled horse.
Dogging a fled horse
The hounds will find him, unless
He changed in midstream
He changed in midstream
from his tux to a muumuu
and kept his feet dry
And kept his feet dry,
though the urinal was full
to overflowing.
To overflowing
Cups I cannot add water.
Empty your mind, child.
(At last - a chance to write a proper haiku.)
Empty your mind child
Get that hippy inner brat
Right out of your head
Right out of your head
Shot the steam when I told you
How badly you suck
how badly you suck
he said, taking twenty back
off of the nightstand
* (my haikus make me sound depraved. I’m not, really)*
off of the nightstand
haikus make me sound depraved
I am not, really.
I am not really
proud of my dirty haiku
balls, tits, ass, cock, vag!
balls, tits, ass, cock, vag!
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker
Motherfucker, Tits
Motherfucker, tits
on men, will not win any
wet tee shirt contests
Motherfucker, Tits
Says a bemused George Carlin
Not said on TV!
Wet tee shirt contests
Feature drunken college gals –
Spring break in Cancún.
Out of sequence. Sorry.