Whoops. I’m getting wood
splinters where they shouldn’t be;
She hates oak dildos.
She hates oak dildos
“The larch!” she screamed, “Please, the larch!”
Monty Python pron?
Monty Python pron?
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Rule 34 triumphs.
Rule: 34 Triumphs
Will never be louder than
One bad ass Harley.
One bad ass Harley
It would be weird if we just
Called them Davidsons
Called them Davidsons
to tell ‘em we was comin’;
Put your teeth in, y’all!
Put your teeth in, y’all
Maw made some corn on the cob!
Don’t miss a kernel
Don’t miss a kernel
Mustard in the library
With a revolver.
With a revolver,
I shot the county sheriff,
But no deputy.
With a revolver
she stood on the damaged car
watching the sunset.
But no deputy
could wear a formal prom dress
like the Sheriff could
Watching the sunset
George pulled out his revolver
And then shot Lennie
Geez, we’re derailing here.
Like the sheriff could
Get mad at George for shooting
Lennie after all
Two of Mice and Men haiku! I should win a prize or something.
Lennie after all
The mice and the men go first
He must wait his turn
He must wait his turn
Your prize,** Intergalactic
Warrior**, awaits.
Warrior awaits
To lock Santa up in chains
Christmas is ruined
Christmas is ruined
if they don’t play “Last Christmas”
hundred times a day.
“Hundred times a day”
Men think of sex – Wrong just once
One very long thought
One very long thought
Features blondes, brunettes, redheads
A cast of thousands
A cast of thousands
eyes glazed, thinking about what
they will have for lunch
they will have for lunch
mac & cheese and juice boxes
those seven-year-olds